Blaming the Teachers
directed by Davis Guggenheim
I had the vague idea I might write something about the movie. Then on Tuesday morning, when I checked in with Taki's Magazine, there was Steve Sailer reviewing it. I emailed the editor to ask if I could do a review anyway. Would two reviews of the same movie violate the magazine's protocols? My review would, I assured her, differ from Steve's: it would be angrier, crueler, and more abusive. (I love Steve as a man and a brother, but he's much too nice. His enemies don't deserve him.)
Replied the editor: "Go for it!" So here's my review of Waiting for Superman.
The movie is framed around five children, four pre-teens and one (I think) just-teen. The four pre-teens, with their cities and as much of their ethnicity as I could deduce, are: Anthony (Washington, D.C.; African American), Daisy (Los Angeles; Mexican-Hispanic), Francisco (Bronx, New York; Puerto Rican-Hispanic), and Bianca (Harlem, New York; African American). The just-teen is Emily, a white girl — her mother sounds British — who lives in California.
The selection of kids raises questions right away. In fact when someone on-screen spoke of the schools "failing our children," I am sorry to say the old Lone Ranger joke came to mind: "What do you mean, 'our' …?" And really, does anyone think that if the student bodies of the inner-city schools in this movie were to be swapped out en masse for the same number of Koreans, we would be talking about how the schools are "failing our children"? Untold thousands of East Asian students have in fact passed through our inner-city slum schools on their way — those who survived — to universities and professions.
The filmmakers seem to have been uneasily aware of this issue. Hence the inclusion of Emily Jones, the white just-teen with a British Mum. Emily lives in an upscale suburb of San Francisco — house prices run around a million, the narrator tells us (an underestimate, if anything) — but even here the local public high school is "failing our children," with only 62 percent of freshmen making it to graduation. Emily enters the lottery for a place at Summit Prep, a nearby charter school.
It's easy to figure why the filmmakers wanted a token white kid in their movie, but looking up some of the background data, one has to suspect there's more going on than they tell us. Emily's public high school, Woodside High, is 56 percent non-Asian minority (hereinunder "NAM" — black plus Hispanic). This is, as it happens, precisely the state average for California high schools. It is noticeably more than Summit Prep, though, which is only 43 percent NAM. Perhaps more to the point, it is way out of whack for its zip code, which is only 11 percent NAM overall.
Do most of Emily's friends in this zip code — median household income $96,677 — attend private schools, schools her parents object to on ideological principle, or cannot afford? Is this a sore point with Emily? We are not told. (I should add that the film's characterization of Woodside High has been disputed by the principal: "We offered for the filmmakers to learn more about Woodside … but the filmmakers declined.")
There was nothing there that you can't find better-documented at much greater length in Peter Brimelow's 2003 book about the ed-biz unions, The Worm in the Apple. The unionization of public-sector workers may indeed be the worst idea of the 20th century, after discounting really big candidates like communism, fascism, and body piercing. I must record, though, that I came out of this movie better-disposed towards America's public-school teachers than I went in.
I don't doubt that some teachers are awful. Some of my own teachers were awful; some of my colleagues, when I myself was a teacher, were awful; and to be perfectly frank, I never thought that I myself was much good as a teacher.
Mediocrity is the norm in any line of work, though. How many accountants, or computer programmers, or dentists, or law professors, or manicurists, or opinion columnists, are really stellar performers? When I go for a haircut at my local unisex salon, I always ask for the same lady: not because she's a world-bestriding genius with scissors and comb, but because she's the best of a mediocre bunch in a place whose prices I don't mind paying. Most of life works like that.
Of course, a hairdresser who regularly lops off customers' ears should be fired. Such cases are, though, very rare — a fringe phenomenon … as it were. You don't organize policy around fringe phenomena.
Yet the movie tells us that if we can just get rid of bad teachers, and hire in more good ones, the schools will no longer be "failing our children." One of the talking heads in the film actually quantifies the promise: "If we could just replace the bottom-performing six percent of teachers with merely average teachers, our schools would attain the same level of success as Finland's!" That was one of the few moments in the movie that made me smile. In fact — I'll admit it — I laughed out loud. Finland!
The structure of this movie, along with wellnigh everything else one sees or reads about how America's schools are "failing our children," gives away the real concern of our education reformers: the decades-long, intractable, un-budge-able academic under-performance of NAMs. Some reason must be found for this, preferably — oh, much preferably! — a reason that involves human agency. Somebody is making it happen! But who? Whom to blame?
A good deal of education theory this past fifty years has been given over to picking a proper target for blame, and a corresponding remedy. Legal segregation and its legacy were the first suspects, with busing as the remedy: that didn't work out well. Inadequate funding by mean-spirited municipal authorities was next up, with court-ordered extravagance the cure: the Kansas City debacle discredited that line of argument.
Parents then took a share of the blame, followed by that indispensible, all-explanatory phlogiston of the social sciences, "culture." Today's fashion is to blame the teachers; today's favored remedy is charter schools, notwithstanding the fact that rigorous academic study of the charter-school phenomenon shows no advantage to them overall. Five years on we'll have some different culprit — fast-food vendors, perhaps — and some new remedy: compulsory celery?
(Bob Weissberg's suggestion that the students themselves might have something to do with it has been met with dead silence from the ed-biz establishment, though not from me.)
There is the manipulation of our emotions: winsome kids lisping out their lessons and telling us how very, very much they want to study and go to college and become veterinarians. As a parent and ex-schoolteacher, I know — as most moviegoers must surely know too — that even the best-natured kids only behave like this a quarter of the time, and quite a high proportion never behave like this unless massively bribed.
There is the movie's uncritical magic-negro reverence for Geoffrey Canada and his implausible claims. Canada may indeed be the organizational and inspirational genius he is portrayed as in the movie, but he may also be a glib mountebank who is cooking his academic results like crazy. I honestly don't know, though I am willing to place a small bet. Time will tell.
Then there are the movie's can't-quite-believe-it vignettes, notably the refusal of Bianca's parochial school to let her attend graduation because Mom was behind on fees. Really? Really?
Most obnoxious of all, though, is the ethos of educational romanticism in which the whole movie is steeped. In the world of these movie-makers, innate racial differences in any kind of ability are of course beyond unthinkable; but even individual differences are denied. If we just Get The Schools Right, every child will go to college! They won't have jobs, they'll have careers! Every single child! Yes we can!
This is fantasy — wild fantasy, and poisonous fantasy. No more than 20 percent of 18-year-olds can cope with college-level material, a fact documented by Charles Murray in his 2008 book Real Education (in which he actually gives examples of college-level material). That some colleges give diplomas to students who just show up for four years, and that there is a widespread public demand for colleges to do so, leading to a stupendous waste of time and money all round, is due to a foolish perversion of jurisprudence that forbids employers from testing the skill sets of job applicants on-site.
The explanation offered by Emily, the movie's token white kid, for her wishing to transfer from Woodside High to Summit Prep, is that Woodside would place her in a track of less able students. At Summit, she tells us, "Everybody takes the same classes." One of the talking heads elaborates on this, explaining that tracking was OK back in the 1950s, when there were lots of manual jobs, plenty of low-skill desk jobs, and not much demand for university-educated professionals.
Nowadays, however, this won't do: "The schools haven't changed but we have!" In today's America, you see, there is dwindling demand for factory hands and paper-shufflers, and booming demand, soaring demand, insatiable demand for people with Ph.D.s in molecular biology, political economy, urban planning, feminist legal studies, computational genomics, relational database design, and medieval epic poetry. And anybody can excel at these academic subjects … if we just Get The Schools Right.
What mad gibbering nonsense! In fact the 1950s system of tracking was perfectly sound, and should never have been abandoned. If all ability levels are taught together, the bright kids languish in boredom while the dumb kids struggle in despair. The result is much unhappiness and a monstrous waste of ability at both ends. The U.S.A. is full of useful work and entrepreneurial opportunities that a non-bookish citizen might take pride in and raise a family on. Who believes that we can all be doctors, lawyers, and architects? Who believes it?
The snag is, of course, our very strong suspicion that if our schools tracked kids in the old way, there might be glaring racial maldistributions in the various tracks, with East Asian and Ashkenazi-Jewish kids monopolizing the topmost tracks, NAMS over-represented in the bottom tracks, and a big bulge of white gentiles in the middle.
That would be a catastrophe beyond imagining. The very seas would boil and the forests burn and the stars fall from the sky! Let us not think of such dreadful things. No, no: let's fix the schools! After all, "We know that it is possible to give every child a great education." Geoffrey Canada tells us so in Waiting for Superman.