Preliminary Report from the Committee on Appropriate Postures for the Suffering
by Jon Davis
We who wear clean socks and shoes are tired
of your barefoot complaining, your dusty footprints
on our just-cleaned rugs. Tired, too of your endless ploys—
the feigned amputations, the imaginary children
you huddle with outside the malls, your rags and bottles,
the inconvenient positions you assume. Though we remain
impressed by your emaciation and your hunger and,
frankly, find you photogenic and think your images
both alarming and aesthetically pleasing, to do anything
more than sigh will require a complex process
of application and review, a process that is currently
in the development stage. Meanwhile, may we suggest
you moderate your public suffering at least
until the Committee on Appropriate Postures for the Suffering
is able to produce guidelines. Do not be alarmed.
The committee has asked me to assure you
that they are sensitive both to the aesthetic qualities
of your
suffering—the blank stares, the neotonous beauty
as the flesh recedes and the eyes seem to grow larger,
the haloes of flies—and to the physical limitations
of human endurance and the positioning of limbs.
They will, I am certain, ask that you not lift
your naked children like offerings to the gods.
On this topic, discussion has centered around the unfair
advantage such ploys give the parents of such children.
The childless, whether by choice or fate, are left
to wither silently in the doorways while those with children
proffer and gesticulate in the avenues unabated.
This offends our cherished sense of fairness,
the democratic impulse that informs and energizes
our discussions. Therefore, we ask for restraint,
and where restraint is lacking, we will legislate.
Please be forewarned. In addition, the committee
will recommend that the shouting of slogans,
whether directed at governments or deities, be
kept
to a minimum. Not only is such shouting displeasing
aesthetically, but it suggests there is something
to be done. Believe me, no one is more acutely aware
of your condition than we who must ignore it everyday
on our way to the capitol. In this matter, we ask only
that you become more aware of your fellow citizens,
who must juggle iPods, blackberries, briefcases
and cell phones, lattes. Who must march steadily
or be trampled by the similarly burdened citizens
immediately behind them. Your shouting and pointing
does not serve you well. Those of us employed
by the agency are sworn to oversee you. If we seem,
as you suggest, to have overlooked you instead,
that is an oversight and will be addressed, I am certain,
in our annual review. Please be aware: To eliminate
your poverty, your hunger, your aesthetically
pleasing, yet disturbing, presence in our doorways,
above our heating grates, in our
subway tunnels
and under our freeways would mean the elimination
of the agency itself and quite possibly a decline
in tourism. Those of us employed by the agency
have neither the stamina, persistence, nor the luminous
skin tones that you present to the viewing public.
Finally, to those who would recommend programs,
who would call for funding and action,
I must remind you that we have been charged not
with eliminating your suffering but with managing it.
ERN’s Largest Donation
ERN’s largest donation to date (that I’m aware of) is a $250,000 gift from the Robertson Foundation. The foundation was started in 1996 by Julian Robertson, the former hedge fund manager of Tiger Management.
Although Tiger Management is no longer around, they still have an active foundation (the Tiger Foundation) funded by Robertson and other former Tiger Management employees.
Below is a summary of education-related donations from the Robertson Foundation and the Tiger Foundation. Notes: only donations over $10k are included. It’s also quite possible I’ve included some donations that are only tangentially related to education, or missed some education-related donations. All information pulled from Guidestar.org.
Robertson Foundation (12/1/2007 – 11/30/2008)
Achievement First – $1,000,000
All Kinds of Minds – $750,000
Alliance for School Choice – $250,000
Bronx Charter School for Excellence – $10,000
Communities in Schools – $3,000,000
Education Pioneers – $500,000
Education Reform Now – $250,000
Excellent Education for Everyone – $100,000
Friends of Girls Preparatory Charter – $50,000
Friends of PAVE Academy, Inc – $12,500
Fund for Public Schools, Inc – $700,000
GreatSchools – $750,000
KIPP Foundation – $2,000,000
New York Center for Charter School Excellence – $3,000,000
New York City Department of Education – $5,000,000
Newark Charter School Fund, Inc – $650,000
NewSchools Venture Fund – $3,000,000
Partnership for Public Schools – $750,000
PAVE Academy – $47,500
St. HOPE Academy – $10,000
Teach for America, Inc – $7,120,000
The New Teacher Project – $200,000
Uncommon Schools – $500,000
Robertson Foundation (12/1/2006 – 11/30/2007)
Beginning With Children Foundation, Inc – $100,000
Children’s Scholarship Fund – $10,000
Classroom, Inc – $100,000
Communities in Schools – $800,000
DC Education Compact – $3,000,000
Excel Academy Public Charter School – $30,000
Friends of Girls Preparatory Charter – $44,500
Friends of PAVE Academy, Inc – $105,000
Fund for Public Schools, Inc – $3,800,000
GreatSchools, Inc – $112,500
KIPP Foundation – $2,000,000
National Foundation for Teaching Entrepreneurship – $15,000
New York City Center for Charter School Excellence – $1,500,000
NewSchools Venture Fund – $3,000,000
Teach for America – $2,020,000
The New Teacher Project – $200,000
Uncommon Schools – $500,000
Robertson Foundation (12/1/2005 – 11/30/2006)
All Kinds of Minds – $550,000
Alliance for School Choice – $200,000
Beginning With Children Foundation, Inc – $100,000
Civic Builders – $1,000,000
Communities in Schools, Inc – $700,000
Denver Collegiate Academy – $30,000
Friends of PAVE Academy, Inc – $12,500
Fund for Public Schools, Inc – $2,550,000
Girls Preparatory Charter School of NY – $30,000
GreatSchools.net, Inc – $336,000
KIPP Foundation – $2,000,000
New York City Center for Charter School Excellence – $2,250,000
Teach For America – $1,020,000
Uncommon Schools – $500,000
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Tiger Foundation
7/1/2008 – 6/30/2009
Bronx Charter School for the Arts – $100,000
Civic Builders – $400,000
Girls Prepatory Charter School of New York – $75,000
Harlem Children’s Zone Inc – $250,000
Harlem Day Charter School – $75,000
KIPP New York Inc – $350,000
New Leaders for New Schools – $100,000
Opportunity Charter School – $75,000
St. Hope Academy (CA) – $100,000
Success Charter Network – $100,000
Teach For America – $250,000
Uncommon Schools – $400,000
Village Academies – $75,000
Williamsburg Charter High School – $250,000
7/1/2007 – 6/30/2008
Achievement First – $400,000
Bronx Charter School for the Arts – $75,000
Bronx Prepatory Charter School – $150,000
Civic Builders – $400,000
Classroom, Inc – $75,000
Girls Preparatory Charter School of NY – $75,000
Harlem Children’s Zone – $250,000
Harlem Day Charter School – $75,000
International Network of Public Schools $100,000
KIPP New York, Inc – $350,000
New Leaders for New Schools – $100,000
Opportunity Charter School – $75,000
St. Hope Academy – $100,000
Teach For America – $250,000
Turnaround for Children – $200,000
Uncommon Schools – $400,000
Village Academies – $75,000
Williamsburg Charter High School – $100,000
7/1/2006 – 6/30/2007
Achievement First – $400,000
Beginning With Children – $100,000
Bronx Charter School for the Arts – $75,000
Civic Builders – $400,000
Classroom, Inc – $100,000
Educators for Social Responsibility – $100,000
Harlem Day Charter School – $75,000
KIPP Academy – $300,000
Lighthouse Academics – $60,000
Opportunity Charter School – $100,000
Partnership for After School Education – $90,000
READ Foundation – $100,000
Village AAcademies – $75,000
Although Tiger Management is no longer around, they still have an active foundation (the Tiger Foundation) funded by Robertson and other former Tiger Management employees.
Below is a summary of education-related donations from the Robertson Foundation and the Tiger Foundation. Notes: only donations over $10k are included. It’s also quite possible I’ve included some donations that are only tangentially related to education, or missed some education-related donations. All information pulled from Guidestar.org.
Robertson Foundation (12/1/2007 – 11/30/2008)
Achievement First – $1,000,000
All Kinds of Minds – $750,000
Alliance for School Choice – $250,000
Bronx Charter School for Excellence – $10,000
Communities in Schools – $3,000,000
Education Pioneers – $500,000
Education Reform Now – $250,000
Excellent Education for Everyone – $100,000
Friends of Girls Preparatory Charter – $50,000
Friends of PAVE Academy, Inc – $12,500
Fund for Public Schools, Inc – $700,000
GreatSchools – $750,000
KIPP Foundation – $2,000,000
New York Center for Charter School Excellence – $3,000,000
New York City Department of Education – $5,000,000
Newark Charter School Fund, Inc – $650,000
NewSchools Venture Fund – $3,000,000
Partnership for Public Schools – $750,000
PAVE Academy – $47,500
St. HOPE Academy – $10,000
Teach for America, Inc – $7,120,000
The New Teacher Project – $200,000
Uncommon Schools – $500,000
Robertson Foundation (12/1/2006 – 11/30/2007)
Beginning With Children Foundation, Inc – $100,000
Children’s Scholarship Fund – $10,000
Classroom, Inc – $100,000
Communities in Schools – $800,000
DC Education Compact – $3,000,000
Excel Academy Public Charter School – $30,000
Friends of Girls Preparatory Charter – $44,500
Friends of PAVE Academy, Inc – $105,000
Fund for Public Schools, Inc – $3,800,000
GreatSchools, Inc – $112,500
KIPP Foundation – $2,000,000
National Foundation for Teaching Entrepreneurship – $15,000
New York City Center for Charter School Excellence – $1,500,000
NewSchools Venture Fund – $3,000,000
Teach for America – $2,020,000
The New Teacher Project – $200,000
Uncommon Schools – $500,000
Robertson Foundation (12/1/2005 – 11/30/2006)
All Kinds of Minds – $550,000
Alliance for School Choice – $200,000
Beginning With Children Foundation, Inc – $100,000
Civic Builders – $1,000,000
Communities in Schools, Inc – $700,000
Denver Collegiate Academy – $30,000
Friends of PAVE Academy, Inc – $12,500
Fund for Public Schools, Inc – $2,550,000
Girls Preparatory Charter School of NY – $30,000
GreatSchools.net, Inc – $336,000
KIPP Foundation – $2,000,000
New York City Center for Charter School Excellence – $2,250,000
Teach For America – $1,020,000
Uncommon Schools – $500,000
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Tiger Foundation
7/1/2008 – 6/30/2009
Bronx Charter School for the Arts – $100,000
Civic Builders – $400,000
Girls Prepatory Charter School of New York – $75,000
Harlem Children’s Zone Inc – $250,000
Harlem Day Charter School – $75,000
KIPP New York Inc – $350,000
New Leaders for New Schools – $100,000
Opportunity Charter School – $75,000
St. Hope Academy (CA) – $100,000
Success Charter Network – $100,000
Teach For America – $250,000
Uncommon Schools – $400,000
Village Academies – $75,000
Williamsburg Charter High School – $250,000
7/1/2007 – 6/30/2008
Achievement First – $400,000
Bronx Charter School for the Arts – $75,000
Bronx Prepatory Charter School – $150,000
Civic Builders – $400,000
Classroom, Inc – $75,000
Girls Preparatory Charter School of NY – $75,000
Harlem Children’s Zone – $250,000
Harlem Day Charter School – $75,000
International Network of Public Schools $100,000
KIPP New York, Inc – $350,000
New Leaders for New Schools – $100,000
Opportunity Charter School – $75,000
St. Hope Academy – $100,000
Teach For America – $250,000
Turnaround for Children – $200,000
Uncommon Schools – $400,000
Village Academies – $75,000
Williamsburg Charter High School – $100,000
7/1/2006 – 6/30/2007
Achievement First – $400,000
Beginning With Children – $100,000
Bronx Charter School for the Arts – $75,000
Civic Builders – $400,000
Classroom, Inc – $100,000
Educators for Social Responsibility – $100,000
Harlem Day Charter School – $75,000
KIPP Academy – $300,000
Lighthouse Academics – $60,000
Opportunity Charter School – $100,000
Partnership for After School Education – $90,000
READ Foundation – $100,000
Village AAcademies – $75,000


